My name for all intents and purposes is Bane LeStrata. I prefer to be called Pocket Seme, though! ^.^ I'm eighteen and probably the gayest, most vulgar person in my circle of friends. Though I'm sure I pale in comparison to most trolls, I like to think of myself as somewhat of a successful troll. My hobbies include writing Yaoi and Fantasy stories. And I'm in love with ukes. >x> I love me some ukes. Mmmmm. And as much as I love ukes, there is only ONE I adore. That would be my fiancee, Ernesto. He is the best uke a seme could ask for. Gorgeous, sweet, funny, smart, talented. I love him to death. He is often the one who gives me inspiration when I write. Racy scenes and all.